To ryme is not a crime, if you think that's wrong you should give me a dyme!, that's the end of my song and it wasn't wrong.
1. You broke my leg the other day!!, shall I kill you now.
2. Yesterday you fired me and spat in my face I left the bathroom without a trace!, shall I kill you now?.
3. You stunk so bad you suffocated my little brother, shall I kill you now?.
Monday, October 15, 2018
Onion power
Long ago an onion that was thrown away in the most disgusting filthy dumpster was enhanced with power by the most filthiest of the people, by 2028 it was the sickest of all foods ever developed from filth, Natitia, was first and foremost of the strongest, to eat this fruit, while she was on a journey to Shebesktsnhott (a made up place) she was weighed down by heavy equipment and her other belongings, she only went to the bathroom and washed but none the less some dumb fat pig stole her stuff, when she returned and saw that just about everything she had was gone she stormed off in anger. "How could someone do this! ! All of my stuff I'll make sure to it that they pay! !". Natitia shouted. For the rest of the day she walked around the unknown city. It was long before hurt touched her stomach,
and soon after she was struggling with a terribly hungry stomach, she was a dumpster a few steps down and kicked it open. A load of trash fell out of the dumpster along with a glowing rotten onion. "Gross..., what in the world is that?" She thought. Ughhh I don't want it" so she left and looked further for more food. Her lasted a few hours until she found a dumpster full of opened candy and milk. "Whooo! ! I hit the jackpot!, dinner is here!" Natitia said to herself happily, but she couldn't stop thinking about the onion that she saw earlier. "What in the heck was that thing? ".. she thought. The thought was running around her head all night till she got up and decided to return to it. (The onion). To her surprised it was still there untouched, "Heh it looks like no else wanted you either" said Natitia as she picked up the disgusting vegetable. Strangely the vegetable started to glow even more after she grabbed it. She put it close to her mouth then she heard a strange voice that was very low say: "Take me!" With an evil laugh. .. "Weird. .. but not as weird as my life!!!". Said Natitia. Then she bit a piece of the onion. To her surprise it was very delicious. . And it actually started to taste better and better as she chewed it. "Ohh! Oh my... what is this?!?, ohhh its so good!. Said Natitia as she munched on the onion until there was nothing left. A few minutes later she burped and a wind and shock wave came from her mouth that flipped over 3 cars and a dumpster. "Whoa! What tthe fudge bars!, holy banana toast, its power enhanced vegetable? !?!!" Natitia said to herself. A second later she passed and fell asleep for 10 hours. And thus from there on she used her new powers however she wished. That is the evolution of the evil filthy onion death mega vegetable.
END.
and soon after she was struggling with a terribly hungry stomach, she was a dumpster a few steps down and kicked it open. A load of trash fell out of the dumpster along with a glowing rotten onion. "Gross..., what in the world is that?" She thought. Ughhh I don't want it" so she left and looked further for more food. Her lasted a few hours until she found a dumpster full of opened candy and milk. "Whooo! ! I hit the jackpot!, dinner is here!" Natitia said to herself happily, but she couldn't stop thinking about the onion that she saw earlier. "What in the heck was that thing? ".. she thought. The thought was running around her head all night till she got up and decided to return to it. (The onion). To her surprised it was still there untouched, "Heh it looks like no else wanted you either" said Natitia as she picked up the disgusting vegetable. Strangely the vegetable started to glow even more after she grabbed it. She put it close to her mouth then she heard a strange voice that was very low say: "Take me!" With an evil laugh. .. "Weird. .. but not as weird as my life!!!". Said Natitia. Then she bit a piece of the onion. To her surprise it was very delicious. . And it actually started to taste better and better as she chewed it. "Ohh! Oh my... what is this?!?, ohhh its so good!. Said Natitia as she munched on the onion until there was nothing left. A few minutes later she burped and a wind and shock wave came from her mouth that flipped over 3 cars and a dumpster. "Whoa! What tthe fudge bars!, holy banana toast, its power enhanced vegetable? !?!!" Natitia said to herself. A second later she passed and fell asleep for 10 hours. And thus from there on she used her new powers however she wished. That is the evolution of the evil filthy onion death mega vegetable.
END.
Thursday, September 13, 2018
the trials of hot sauce
Oh! why do you have to be so hot?!!!, torturing the tongues of those with weak mouth's, and so it was done, Guy Jibocolo, decided to make the ultimate recipe for killing peoples tongues with hot,it went like 5 hot peppers 1 chili pepper and 10 Jalapeño peppers 1 ghost pepper, but the evil chef had a plant to easily execute his mission of burning people's tongues out, he used a simple easy trick somehow he was able to minimize the spicy taste of the spicy chicken rolls that he would sell, he covered up all of the peppers in side the shell of the rolls with strong special secret ingredients that would mask the strong taste, and once the customer ate it they would take the first bite and then suddenly their mouth would burst into flames as their saliva (spit) would melt away the barrier.
Sunday, August 12, 2018
Susan Syysya (fictional character)
Susan Syysya,
Age: Unknown
Height 5" 8
Abilities: Fire, Illusion, various attacks and Scythe from Geist evil phantom yugreigna,
Hair: Brown
Susan was always a hot head, she got angry about the simplest things but was always strong physically and emotionally, well... Somewhat emotionally, at the age 19 she was given the powers of evil by a geist evil phantom named Yugreigna, she used to be just and upright and a very strong person, until she was on a boat and it crashed into an island, on she fell and sunk into the ocean while she almost drowned and was half dead, the evil phantom Yugreigna appeared before her and gave her evil powers powers, but unlike her, her older sister Emily had already gained powers from Yegeyin phantom, a good phantom that only commands good, she had two older sisters and 1 younger brother, her older sisters were twins Emily and Alektra, Susans terrible story started when civil war broke out between the yegge warrior's and the geist Rangers, her and her family were targeted and were to be disposed of all, it was assumed that all of them were geist rangers, and they were greatly out numbered as the government decided to side with the yegge warrior's who were fighting against the geist rangers, during the war the 3 sisters lost their younger brother, Alektra disappeared during a huge shoot out and was thought to be dead, sadly Emily and Susan lost to the yegge warrior's and were miserably defeated and thereafter tortured for information on whereabouts for over geist rangers, Susan kept lips sealed and didn't give not even an ounce of information, Emily gave tiny bits, but after huge surge of anger and hatred builded up in Susan, she achieved ultimate power as her geist powers increased tenfold!, and she killed every last one of them and after that she started living the regular life of those given powers from a geist evil phantom, 3 years later she met Mets.
Age: Unknown
Height 5" 8
Abilities: Fire, Illusion, various attacks and Scythe from Geist evil phantom yugreigna,
Hair: Brown
Susan was always a hot head, she got angry about the simplest things but was always strong physically and emotionally, well... Somewhat emotionally, at the age 19 she was given the powers of evil by a geist evil phantom named Yugreigna, she used to be just and upright and a very strong person, until she was on a boat and it crashed into an island, on she fell and sunk into the ocean while she almost drowned and was half dead, the evil phantom Yugreigna appeared before her and gave her evil powers powers, but unlike her, her older sister Emily had already gained powers from Yegeyin phantom, a good phantom that only commands good, she had two older sisters and 1 younger brother, her older sisters were twins Emily and Alektra, Susans terrible story started when civil war broke out between the yegge warrior's and the geist Rangers, her and her family were targeted and were to be disposed of all, it was assumed that all of them were geist rangers, and they were greatly out numbered as the government decided to side with the yegge warrior's who were fighting against the geist rangers, during the war the 3 sisters lost their younger brother, Alektra disappeared during a huge shoot out and was thought to be dead, sadly Emily and Susan lost to the yegge warrior's and were miserably defeated and thereafter tortured for information on whereabouts for over geist rangers, Susan kept lips sealed and didn't give not even an ounce of information, Emily gave tiny bits, but after huge surge of anger and hatred builded up in Susan, she achieved ultimate power as her geist powers increased tenfold!, and she killed every last one of them and after that she started living the regular life of those given powers from a geist evil phantom, 3 years later she met Mets.
Modesomo power
Deep down within surely there must be a purpose, for what reason do you go?, is it better that you stay?, this is such a weird blog... Stories heh... Isn't that my job?, is that supposed to be my job! No! It is my job.. Sorry about that it's just so random out here..
Is it because this meaningless soul seems out a purpose in life?.
Kabs and ovajabb are two friends that cannot set aside their differences, so in the end they end up killing each other...
Well no not each because Ovajbb killed Kabbs with his nasty insect ability, usually in all of my stories everyone had some kind of super power, because I like writing science fiction and unrealistic bullsh$#@$"!, lol, I don't Post on this blog regularly, sorry for that...
I'm such a lazy piece of sh%$@$%!
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Still though I can only actually think of this blog as a diary, I need something to get me pumped up so I can be Kokanno more of the time and make more Neganegexen Random short stories,until then I guess I'll be posting crazy random dumb stuff.
Good night and good morning to all.
Is it because this meaningless soul seems out a purpose in life?.
Kabs and ovajabb are two friends that cannot set aside their differences, so in the end they end up killing each other...
Well no not each because Ovajbb killed Kabbs with his nasty insect ability, usually in all of my stories everyone had some kind of super power, because I like writing science fiction and unrealistic bullsh$#@$"!, lol, I don't Post on this blog regularly, sorry for that...
I'm such a lazy piece of sh%$@$%!
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Still though I can only actually think of this blog as a diary, I need something to get me pumped up so I can be Kokanno more of the time and make more Neganegexen Random short stories,until then I guess I'll be posting crazy random dumb stuff.
Good night and good morning to all.
Wednesday, July 18, 2018
Thursday, May 31, 2018
Bill Jipps Chips
Bill Jipp loved chips.., he always went to the store everyday and bought a bag of chips, one day while he was buying a bag of chips, the cashier was giving his money and she accidently dropped the change and it fell on the floor as he was putting his hand out to pick it up he fell on some powder rock color candy balls and fell into the chip bag, to his surprise he was teleported to a black room, with completely nothing. "Uh hello?,anyone!" Bill Jipp shouted. there was no answer. "What in the world, where am I?" Bill jipp thought.
To be Continued.
Monday, June 5, 2017
The Pursuit
on the pursuit of power may the best and most deserving win!, what
things do people actually like to talk about?, I mean really I could
post whatever I want on here because no reads anyway lol, like that time
I a SH!@@! outside that SH@!@ was hilarious, on day on his the man
discovered and an egg, it was some horrible egg but it looked tasty and
delicious so he took it home to put into his salad, the egg tasted just
as good as it looked, and so he finished his salad with his dinner and a
good delicious dinner and good night sleep he was very comfortable so
comfortable that he fell asleep after only 5 Minutes!, when woke up he
couldn't breathe it was cold.., he shivered he looked at his hand it was
a solid white color, then he looked down his foot was yellow, it looked
just like then inside of a hard boiled egg, Wha! WHAAAAAAAAA" what the
hell happened to me!?" he screamed, then he ran to the bathroom and
looked into the mirror, his whole body was round and his arms and legs
were very short, He turned into an egg-man!, soon after that he freaked
out and ran around town,
Monday, May 22, 2017
fruitfull lies
is the world not full of liars or is that a lie itself?, to lie is to say or make a statement that is untrue, maybe to just make up things, lying is something that is done out ignorance stupidity and evilness, A lie is to not tell the truth, a lie is to make up things. Examples:
Parent: Why did you lie about sneaking outside?
Child: because I was scared I was going to get punished.
above is a fear lie.
Person: 1 I met two people yesterday I got into a fight with one of them and opened fire on them both
Person 2: really?
Person 1: No I was I'm joking
this is lying for no damn reason! or joking with a lie.
All in All I hate lying!, because it is deception.
Parent: Why did you lie about sneaking outside?
Child: because I was scared I was going to get punished.
above is a fear lie.
Person: 1 I met two people yesterday I got into a fight with one of them and opened fire on them both
Person 2: really?
Person 1: No I was I'm joking
this is lying for no damn reason! or joking with a lie.
All in All I hate lying!, because it is deception.
Medneo Mets sequel opening
Emily is dead, she was the first one that I became attached to I loved her and she loved me, so then why!?!?, why did she have to die!, was it because I was too weak?, why couldn't me and Susan save her, Reexo you will pay!.
after losing his love Emily, Mets decides that he will fulfill his purpose as a Krypt-killer, and do the job of those who are given powers from Geist-evil phantoms
3:57 AM 12/13/2029 Susan's house
Mets nightmare
"Mets why don't we do something fun, lets go to the beach after we've restored enough power". said Susan
"uuhh yeah sure" said Mets. "The beach your going to go there without me??!". said Emily with a angry face.
"Ohhgh! stop acting dumb you we were going to invite you too!". said Susan.
"Yeah your good company we can't have a great time unless you join us" said Mets.
"Ohh that's great! so then it's settled were going to have a great time at the beach!". said Emily
"I have something that I need to do I'll catch up with you two later". said Susan.
then she flamed away.
"Hey Met's said Emily as she grabbed his hand.
"Hmm..what is it Emily?". said Mets.
"Mets I love..Y-!". said Emily, (She was about to finish talking but then she fell and died)
"Emily!, Emily are you okay?!". Mets yelled.
Emily didn't respond. Mets grabbed Emily and hugged her tight, "wha- what's going on?" Mets said to himself, then he looked at his hand and it was covered in blood, a few seconds later Emily turned to ash and disappeared, and snakes began to come out of Mets body. "AAGGHH GHAAGHkH! NO NO! uGGGH!" Met's screamed. (he was having a nightmare) a minute later he woke screaming and felt like he was be strangled and suffocating, He breathed and panted hard, "Mets are you Okay?". said Susan as she touch his shoulder. "No no I'm not". Said Mets. Susan sat on top of his lap gave him a hug. "You were dreaming about her again weren't you..,she was everything to you I feel like your in more pain than anyone".said Susan. "He took her away from me!!". said Mets angrily. "We will find him Mets but you have to calm down and stop thinking about Emily otherwise you will never stop having nightmares, you have to stop Mets let her go!". said Susan. "I can't just let her go she was first real love.., I never had anyone.., not until I met you and her, and now your the only left..,but Emily... I was in love with her,.. I never even got to tell her that!" said Mets. then he got up and walked to the living room.. "Mets doesn't even know it but...I love him I'm in love with him, I always liked, but I don't why after he became strong I started to like him more and more.." Susan thought. "I Feel like beast hunting" Mets thought to himself, than he teleported to: Rocky dense mountains.
Thursday, May 18, 2017
bologna of treachery
one day this bologna entered the mouths of the people and made them treacherous and evil very evil!
Saturday, May 13, 2017
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