The Pursuit

on the pursuit of power may the best and most deserving win!, what things do people actually like to talk about?, I mean really I could post whatever I want on here because no reads anyway lol, like that time I a SH!@@! outside that SH@!@ was hilarious, on day on his the man discovered and an egg, it was some horrible egg but it looked tasty and delicious so he took it home to put into his salad, the egg tasted just as good as it looked, and so he finished his salad with his dinner and a good delicious dinner and good night sleep he was very comfortable so comfortable that he fell asleep after only 5 Minutes!, when woke up he couldn't breathe it was cold.., he shivered he looked at his hand it was a solid white color, then he looked down his foot was yellow, it looked just like then inside of a hard boiled egg, Wha! WHAAAAAAAAA" what the hell happened to me!?" he screamed,  then he ran to the bathroom and looked into the mirror, his whole body was round and his arms and legs were very short, He turned into an egg-man!, soon after that he freaked out and ran around town,