Onion power

Long ago an onion that was thrown away in the most disgusting filthy dumpster was enhanced with power by the most filthiest of the people,  by 2028 it was the sickest of all foods ever developed from filth, Natitia, was first and foremost of the strongest,  to eat this fruit,  while she was on a journey to Shebesktsnhott (a made up place) she was weighed down by heavy equipment and her other belongings, she only went to the bathroom and washed but none the less some dumb fat pig stole her stuff,  when she returned and saw that just about everything she had was gone she stormed off in anger. "How could someone do this! ! All of my stuff I'll make sure to it that they pay! !". Natitia shouted.  For the rest of the day she walked around the unknown city. It was long before hurt touched her stomach, 
and soon after she was struggling with a terribly hungry stomach,  she was a dumpster a few steps down and kicked it open. A load of trash fell out of the dumpster along with a glowing rotten onion. "Gross..., what in the world is that?" She thought.  Ughhh I don't want it" so she left and looked further for more food.  Her lasted a few hours until she found a dumpster full of opened candy and milk.  "Whooo! ! I hit the jackpot!, dinner is here!" Natitia said to herself happily, but she couldn't stop thinking about the onion that she saw earlier.  "What in the heck was that thing? ".. she thought. The thought was running around her head all night till she got up and decided to return to it. (The onion). To her surprised it was still there untouched,  "Heh it looks like no else wanted you either" said Natitia as she picked up the disgusting vegetable. Strangely the vegetable started to glow even more after she grabbed it. She put it close to her mouth then she heard a strange voice that was very low say: "Take me!" With an evil laugh.  .. "Weird. .. but not as weird as my life!!!". Said Natitia.  Then she bit a piece of the onion.  To her surprise it was very delicious. . And it actually started to taste better and better as she chewed it. "Ohh! Oh my... what is this?!?, ohhh its so good!. Said Natitia as she munched on the onion until there was nothing left. A few minutes later she burped and a wind and shock wave came from her mouth that flipped over 3 cars and a dumpster.  "Whoa! What tthe fudge bars!, holy banana toast, its power enhanced vegetable? !?!!" Natitia said to herself.  A second later she passed and fell asleep for 10 hours.  And thus from there on she used her new powers however she wished. That is the evolution of the evil filthy onion death mega vegetable.

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